Lovely Thoughts for Lovely People Just Like You
How To Call The Police !!
29 Jul 2010 Leave a comment
in Funny, human behaviour, Sacred Space
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”
He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.”
George said, “Okay.”
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them.” and he hung up..
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don’t mess with old people
Live well, laugh often, love much!!!
Lovely Thoughts for Lovely People Just Like You
Words of Wisdom Of the Day # 169
29 Jun 2007 Leave a comment
in acceptance, Funny, Grammar for Life, Law of life, Life, refusal
It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
~ W. Somerset Maugham