Whatever Anyhting You Decide

3 Answers Men Are Afraid Of

(1. Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever…
Men: Why don’t we have steamboat?
Women: Don’t want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.
Men: Alright, why don’t we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?
Men: Hm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..

(2. Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? It’s been a Long time since we watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it’s waste time.
Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?
Men: Then let’s find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

(3. You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Lets take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don’t want.
Men: Ok, we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…
Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything

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The Best of Doctors

The Best of Doctors
Morris was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. “Good doctors!” he exclaimed. “We have the best doctors in the world. Dr. Hymie Cohen is one good doctor; he’s great; he saved my life.”

“You don’t say! How was that?”

“I was very sick and called Dr. Rabinowitz. He gave me some medicine and I got very, very ill. I then called Dr. Morty Levy. He gave me more medicine. I got worse – I thought I was going to die.

“Then I called Dr. Cohen. He had no time to come. That’s how Dr. Cohen saved my life.”

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The Perfect Husband

The Perfect Husband
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

“Hello?”

“Honey, It’s me.”

“Sugar!”

“Are you at the club?”

“Yes.”

“Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

“What’s the price?”

“Only $1,500.00”

“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

“Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new one at a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

“What price did he quote you?”

“Only $80,000…”

“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great! before we hang up, something else…”

“What?”

“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and… I stopped by the real estate agent this morning, and I saw the house we had looked at last year … it’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property…”

“How much are they asking?”

“Only $850,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

“Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $750,000. OK?”

“OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

“Bye… I do, too…”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:

“Er… Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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